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Time Digest
The
Last Refuge of Scoundrels
The Lost
Super Dragon CD
By
Chris Lening
I've been
told one of the perks of Internet Wrestling Criticism Celebrity is that
if you're well respected enough, you'll get all sorts of neat stuff most
others don't: Tapes before the general public can get them for no cost,
Special Seats at big shows, that sort of thing. For all I know, these
are just myths, but I CAN tell you that one of the perks of being James
Cobo's younger, thinner, taller, more handsome doppelganger (editor's
note: Chris Lening may henceforth be reached here)
is that you can get all the stuff he passes on. So then, here's a CD of
stuff I'm not fully sure is on tape anywhere yet. Bow down.
Super
Dragon vs. Hellblazer, 10/10/98
This is shot
at some gym which houses the Titans. Only one around here I can think
of is Cal State Fullerton. Crowd is really into it, though, so it's easy
to tell Dragon's the face and Blazer is your heel. The first minute is
spent locking this in, as Blazer brings all the deliberate brawling and
big move teasing, while Dragon looks about a thousand times more plucky
than he does nowadays.
If I was
reviewing this back in 1998, there's really two ways to go with this talking
about Dragon: Either I'd say he was all full of potential, but had a Long
ways to go before his mental game matched up with his physical, or I'd
say he was a spot machine. It probably would be the latter, although I
suppose given hindsight, there's hope for all the spot machines of the
world today. There's some really nice flow between each man's offense,
but even then, the match is sort of unfocused, given that's it's relatively
short and doesn't seem to have a proper beginning segment (most of the
good stuff I've seen out of SD all gets to work in the opening mat stuff;
here there's already flying head scissors and giant bumps off the apron
within 90 seconds). The best little piece of work is actually probably
from Hellblazer (who otherwise is Foleyesque in appearance but not in
skill), as he blocks an early lariat and does some nice transitioning
into a DVD, whereafter more arm work commences. That said, Dragon ends
up hitting the Lariat a few minutes later, so it seems as though all is
for naught. There's selling on defense from both men, and it's certainly
fair enough, but it seems the transition to offense contains the healing
manna of Heaven, at times. The crowd really digs it, though it seems the
bulk of them are small children, and it's hard not to be eight years old
and freak out over running shooting star presses and all. Basically this
comes across as the type of Dragon match you'll hear described by people
who don't really understand the full depth of the high end RevPro stuff,
which is odd, since none of them have seen this contest. There's the faintest
little hint of applying the highspots in a more focused manner, but for
the most part this just feels like ten minutes of stuff. (10:18)
Ric Flair
(w/Mr. Perfect) v. Randy Savage (WWF World Title Match)
by Shane
Osman
This is from
Hershey, PA, 9/1/92. Of course, being that this is at Hershey, that means
that I could have been there. But I was not, making this probably my biggest
missed wrestling opportunity (With my chance to see Santito vs. Quackenbush
as the only thing that comes close.). Whenever I miss a show around here,
something cool invariably happens. Except for those NWA New Jersey shows
that I avoid like the plague whenever they're in the area. I've heard
nothing good about those. So yeah, there's a match here. Flair is stylin'
and profilin' in a swanky purple robe tonight, arrogantly blowing kisses
to the crowd as he waits for Savage to come out. And come out he does!
He's limping heavily, though, selling his left knee after a Flair/Perfect
attack at Summerslam 92 a few days earlier.
Flair and
Savage circle, with Savage warily backpedaling away from Flair. Perfect
grabs his leg, but Savage quickly breaks free. Flair corners him, then
pounces as Savage turns toward Perfect. He grabs Savage's leg and takes
him down. Savage bails out. He rolls back in and tells Flair to bring
it. Perfect grabs his leg again, but Savage manages to back into the corner.
He kicks wildly at Flair to keep him at a distance, then moves away from
the corner when he sees Perfect circling around the ring. Flair moves
in and we have a lockup. He backs Savage into the corner and lays in a
kick to the knee. He follows up with a chop, then goes right back to the
knee. Savage cuts him off with a kick to the gut and we trade positions,
with Flair in the corner.
They trade
punches for a bit and Flair dives for the knee. Savage manages to avoid
him, escaping to the opposite side of the ring. Perfect is still stalking
around the ring, looking for an opportunity to get involved. Lockup and
Flair grabs a side headlock. He takes Savage down and immediately goes
for the figure four. It's too early, though, as Savage kicks him away
and backs into the corner once again. He takes a swipe at Perfect, allowing
Flair to grab a front facelock in the corner. He buries a knee in Savage's
ribs and lands another kick to the knee. He snapmares Savage out of the
corner and stomps on the knee. Whip attempt, but Savage reverses. He manages
to press Flair and slam him to the mat, hurting his own knee in the process.
Perfect distracts
Savage, allowing Flair to slip in another kick to the knee. He whips Savage
into the ropes and goes for a hiptoss. Savage blocks it and counters into
an abdominal stretch. That was nifty. I'm not sure I've ever seen that
counter before. Flair uses his free hand to pound away at Savage's knee
until he breaks the hold. On commentary, Bobby Heenan is doing a great
job of pushing how badly Savage is hurt and how stupid he is to keep putting
himself in situations that allow Flair to go after the knee. I miss Heenan.
Even in his WCW stretch when he was just collecting a paycheck, he was
still one of the best. He and Gorilla Monsoon are the best announce team
ever, hands down.
Anyway, Flair
whips Savage into the corner. Savage rebounds out and nails him with a
clothesline. Cover gets two. Flair pops up and kicks him in the knee once
again. He takes Savage over with a delayed vertical suplex for two. He
follows up with a picture perfect elbowdrop for another nearfall. He starts
stomping on Savage and talking trash to the crowd. Classic Flair here.
They trade shots in the corner, with Flair staying in control. Perfect
yanks Savage down and Flair rakes his eyes. He distracts referee Earl
Hebner, allowing Perfect to grab Savage's leg. Savage kicks him away,
though.
Flair moves
in and scores with a backdrop suplex for two. Great cradle by Flair. He
had both the leg and the head hooked. No one bothers to do that stuff
these days. Covers have gotten so lazy. And don't even get me started
on kickouts. If there's anything more basic that no one bothers to do,
I don't know what it is. At the very least, have enough sense to actually
lift your shoulder off of the mat. It's not that hard. Instead, we get
a lazy flip of the legs as the ref pretends to see a shoulder go up. I'm
not sure if it's accurate, but I read somewhere that Jim Cornette has
his OVW officials "shoot" on their counts. If you don't have a shoulder
up, you lose the match. It doesn't matter how things were booked beforehand.
If only there were more people who cared about this business as much as
Cornette does. But enough about my pet peeves. We're in the midst of a
match, I believe.
Savage lunges
for Perfect again, but gets nothing. Flair kicks him in the knee and takes
him down. He locks him in a half crab, but Savage forces a rope break.
He backs into the corner again and kicks wildly at Flair. He fires right
back and slams Savage. He hits his Harley Race kneedrop, sending Savage
rolling toward the corner. Flair slaps on a leg lace submission, but Savage
is in the ropes. Flair backs him into the corner, but Savage rolls him
into a small package for a quick two count. Perfect reaches in, but Savage
kicks his hand away. Flair pulls him up and tosses him over the top rope
as we cut to commercial. When we come back, Flair is climbing out of the
ring, leading me to believe that nothing was clipped out.
Savage rolls
back in and catches Flair coming in. He punches away at him and whips
him into the corner. Flair rebounds out and Savage takes him over with
a backdrop. He follows up with a clothesline, then connects with a second
that sends Flair to the floor. Savage rams him into the railing and suplexes
him on the floor. Heenan is going crazy, accusing Savage of trying to
get himself DQ'ed. Perfect moves in, but Savage grabs a chair to dissuade
him from coming any closer. He pounds on Flair for a bit, then turns toward
Perfect, who's possibly doing the worst job of sneaking that I've ever
seen. But the distraction pays off, as Flair pokes Savage in the eyes.
Flair charges,
but Savage scores with a backdrop. He rams Flair into the railing and
rolls him back in. He manages to climb to the top, coming off with a double
axehandle. But he ends up hurting his knee even more on the move. The
camera cuts to the entranceway, where Razor Ramon is making his way out.
Back in the ring, Savage grabs a side headlock. Flair shoots him into
the ropes. Perfect goes for a trip, distracting Savage. Flair nails him
with a dropkick to the back, sending him to the floor. He distracts the
referee, allowing Razor to kick Savage's knee from in under him. He walks
away as Flair rolls Savage back in. He locks the figure four in the middle
of the ring. Savage tries to fight it, but after about three minutes in
the hold, he finally blacks out. Hebner makes the count and Flair starts
his second reign as WWF champion.
This was
great. Savage did basically nothing, smartly concentrating on selling
his knee while letting the bulk of the match focus on the psychology of
Flair going after the injury. This is the type of match that the current
WWE roster should be studying. It's great that they're trying to mold
their in-ring style back toward the "pick a body part and work on it"
philosophy. But where they fail is that, after working that style throughout
the match, they fall back to the signature move equals the end booking,
making the rest of the match a moot point because the crowd knows that
it's not leading anywhere. No one gets into it because they've been trained
to equate a finisher with the finish. They try the occasional flash pinfall,
but that's more a gimmick than an actual finish these days.
The counterpoint
is a match like this. Every single thing that Flair did was aimed at the
knee. Then, oddly enough, the finish tied into the rest of the match,
as Flair finally managed to weaken the knee to the point where Savage
couldn't continue. Shocking, I know! You don't need world class workers
to pull that off. You just need to stick to one philosophy until you retrain
your fan base to accept it.
Steve
Williams/Terry Gordy v. Rick/Scott Steiner
by Shane
Osman
As far as
I can figure, this match is from the 9.26.92 edition of WCW Worldwide.
Don't quote me on that date, though. They manage to bug me right from
the start, bringing out the champions first. I hate when they do that.
But anyway, Scotty and Gordy start. They lockup and Scott backs him into
the ropes. Gordy is ready to throw down, but we get a clean break. Scott
grabs an armbar, but Gordy quickly reverses it and yanks him down by the
hair. Scott comes back with a fireman's carry takedown. Gordy whips him
into the ropes and lines up for a back elbow. Scott ducks it and tackles
him. He knocks him down a second time and sets up for a Tiger Driver.
Doc quickly runs in to break it up. He and Rick brawl and we have double
whips by the Steiners. Stereo backdrops send the champs scurrying to the
floor. Gordy rolls back in with his hands up, looking for a fight.
Scott moves
in for the lockup, but Gordy kicks him in the gut. He rams Scott into
Doc's knee and makes the tag. The MVC looks for a double team, but Scott
fights out of the corner like all good babyfaces do. Williams charges,
but Scotty takes him over with an armdrag. He holds onto the arm and tags
Rick in. Doc backs off, stalling for a bit while looking to Gordy for
advice. We finally get a lockup and Rick backs him into the corner with
a series of punches. Williams fires back with palm strikes, sending Rick
into the opposite corner. He biels him back out and drops into a three-point
stance. He tackles Rick and sets for a second charge. But Rick is ready,
nailing him with a stiff Steinerline. Doc bails out once again as we cut
to commercial.
When we get
back, Scott is in the ring, working an armbar on Williams. Doc is having
none of that, though. He tosses Steiner to the floor and comes off the
apron with a double axehandle. Scotty fires back with a few forearm shots,
but Gordy cuts him off. Williams rolls Scott back in and stomps on him
for a bit before tagging Gordy back in. They level him with a double shoulderblock
and Gordy picks up a two count. He rams Scott into the corner and pounds
him down with some clubbing forearms to the back. Suplex gets two. Doc
tags back in. He drops and elbow to Scott's back and starts stomping the
back of his neck. He whips Scott into the ropes and ducks his head. Sunset
flip by Scott. Williams won't go over, so Rick punches him into the nearfall.
Doc pops
up and rolls Scotty into the heel corner. He drops a trio of elbows to
the back and gets a two count. Tag to Gordy. He slams Scott and follows
up with a stiff clothesline for two. Tag to Doc, who locks Scott in a
half crab. Scott crawls toward his corner, but Gordy comes in, distracting
the ref who then misses the Steiner's tag. He escorts Rick out of the
ring and the MVC make an illegal switch. Gordy slaps on the STF. But the
ref is calling it straight down the middle. He didn't see Doc and Gordy
tag, so he kicks Gordy out of the ring. Big pop for that. Doc comes back
in, lays in a few boots and makes the tag. Gordy whips Scott into the
corner, but misses a charge.
Scott crawls
toward his corner, but Gordy catches him by the ankle. Scott lunges, though,
managing to make the tag. Rick cleans house on the champs. He backdrops
Gordy and makes the cover, popping back up to catch Doc coming in. He
backs off, looking to charge Gordy, but Williams tackles him. The MVC
go for a double backdrop, but Scott is there to catch Rick and sit him
down softly. Doc and Gordy don't take kindly to the interference, so they
try to behead him with a double lariat. Gordy grabs a rear waistlock on
Rick. It gets reversed and Rick dumps him on his head with a German suplex.
I'm not sure if it was supposed to be simultaneous, but Doc slips away
from a slam and gives Scott a German as well. But the ref has already
counted the fall on Gordy. Steiners win!
Good match.
Not at the level of their other two big matches (Clash XIX and Beach Blast
92, to be exact), though. What was shown, at any rate. Not sure how much
was clipped out. Very basic story to the match (and the entire feud, really):
The MVC appear on the Steiner's turf and proclaim themselves the big dogs
of the yard. Steiners aren't ready to step aside just yet. They throw
down to find out who the better team really is. It's as simple as that.
It runs deeper,
though. Doc and Gordy were the only real opposition that the Steiners
ever faced in the US. They were nearly the Steiner's equals as wrestlers
(Actually, much better workers in reality. But the Steiners WCW rep was
built on being solid wrestlers) and better in terms of a brawl. So the
Steiners almost went into the series as the underdogs. They were essentially
trying to prove themselves to the MVC and, by extension, themselves. Heady
stuff.
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